Amy Brentano
Nude

Amy Brentano made her short career playing the pretty, often nude chick in horror flicks. The most impressive role in her resume would have to be as “Irradiated Female” in the often misunderstood Robot Holocaust (1987). Her resume also includes such timeless gems as Breeders (1986), which contains her best Skin shots, although she’s covered in some unidentifiable goo along with a bevy of female co-stars, all of whom are also naked. We think it’s supposed to be scary or something, but it’s more like a big sexy lesbian slime-fest, so be sure to give it a look. Following Breeders and Robot Holocaust, Amy appeared topless in Blood Sisters (1987) and kept the blood flowing into our dongs until those boobs again came out in Prime Evil (1988), along with those of Ruth Collins and Jeanne Marie. Her pair is by far the biggest of the three. That was the end of her exhibitionism, but she continued to appear on screen, first in the Swedish flick Helgerån (Sacrilege) (1988) and later in the comedy-horror Banned (1989), whose title is sadly prophetic regarding her career. We don’t know why, but Amy acted from 1986 to 1989 and stopped for nearly three decades. She didn’t act again until 2018 when she appeared in the drama film Waking the Wild Colonial, which she also produced. We wish that Amy would waken the wild skin-shower that we know is inside her. It doesn’t matter that she’s well past the midlife point; those boobs deserve to be worshiped at any age.